10 Funny Jokes To Tell a Girl
Ice breakers are not only for talking to strangers, they are an imperative part of your everyday life when you’re in a relationship. Maybe there’s a friend of yours that you’d like to make more that a friend and you want to make a subtle yet obvious hint. These overtly corny jokes are sure to put a smile on her face and piss her off just enough to notice your affection. If she rolls her eyes, she just might want to hear another one. Humor is a great way to make a girl feel good and remember, people like to be around funny people so learn more jokes dude and step up your game!
You must be a magician. Because when I look at you everyone else disappears.
Be sure to pause before you deliver the punchline to build some suspense. Don’t pause too long though. Try walking away after you deliver the line to let it sink in and she will feel extra flattered.
Did you just sit in a huge pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass.
One of the best times to drop a stupid joke like this is in the middle of a fancy dinner when she will momentarily freak out that she has something white on her dress. The dramatic pause will give her enough time to look before you deliver the punchline.
I think if you were a vegetable that you would be a cute-cumber.
If you know the girl is a vegetarian or a vegan, she’’ll think this is a good joke. If she’s not too swift, she may not get it. Hey if you tell a girl a few jokes and she doesn’t get any of them, she may not have a sense of humor and you might realize she’s too serious. Telling her jokes also lets you see if she’s too uptight!
I’m pretty sure you’re an orphanage. Because I really wanna give you kids.
Obviously you have to be careful who you say this joke to. Make sure you know them at least. This joke will make her smile even if she knows you’re not really serious. Girls love when a guy spits game at them and makes them feel special and it will increase the intimacy between you. If they roll their eyes and walk away, you don’t need that snob anyway!
Will you please feel my sleeve? Tell me that’s not boyfriend material.
This is a cute joke that you can use to let your crush know you’re thinking about her more seriously. She will most likely blush if she actually wants you to be her boyfriend. Try something sly and say it to someone else in front of the girl you like and then look at the girl you like and wink.
Here’s my library card. I’d like to check you out.
First of all if you have a library card, she’ll think you’re smart and that’s extra brownie points. This is a great joke to flatter her and can induce a firm shoulder punch from her as well for it’s corniness but who cares?
I’m going to walk by you again just in case you don’t believe in love at first sight.
Alright so walk by her one time and then turn around and deliver this line as you walk by again. Remember not to take yourself too seriously when you deliver a joke because it just comes off as creepy. Also don’t get all hung up on their response. If they don’t respond just let it roll off your sleeve. Sometimes they are just not that into you.
Oh no, there’s something wrong with your phone! My number’s not in it.
There’s nothing like playing with someone’s ultimate fear, a broken phone. They will have a moment of panic until you deliver the punch line. A good tech joke will stick out in their minds and they’ll want to remember it so at the least, they are good conversation starters. This is a safe joke for a person you’ve just met and talked to for a little bit if you feel like she is vibing with you.
My friend over there wants to know if you think I’m pretty cute.
This little play on words will get her to smile and it’s completely harmless. You’re deflecting by bringing in your friend and you don’t even have to be talking about a real person to be honest. It’s a funny way to ask a girl if she thinks you’re remotely decent looking.
I just realized if you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple.
Of all the cheesy pickup lines, this has to be one of the cheesiest so use it sparingly. If you’re at a farmer’s market, it may be appropriate but if you’re at her mother’s house, probably not ok? Remember not to lay on these jokes too much or they won’t take you seriously.
Jokes are good in moderation but you should also show a girl that you can be serious and aren’t afraid to talk about deep subjects or tough things. Be dexterous and she will like you more. If she seems down, tell her a joke. The cool thing about these jokes are that they make her feel good unlike a random joke about just anything. Have fun and remember to read your audience guys.