20 Funny Questions To Ask Your Girlfriend
All girls love a guy that can make them laugh so what better way than by asking some of these great funny questions to ask your girlfriend? You’ll learn a bit about her and make her believe you’re the funniest guy in the world… What’s not to love about that?
Without any further ado, we will jump right on in. Are you ready? Are you sitting comfortably? Get a pen and a piece of paper, you’re going to want to remember some of these!
1 – Have you held a grudge you couldn’t forget?
For a start, it’s really funny when girls get annoyed and secondly, you’ll learn whether or not she’ll give you the silent treatment for a few weeks after you upset her!
2 – What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?
It’s the start to any good story, isn’t it? Who knows what she might come out with? Who knows what crazy stuff she might admit to? You’ll both get a laugh out of it and you might just learn something new about your beautiful girl!
3 – What’s your favourite day of the week?
Mine’s Friday… when’s yours?
4 – What was your favourite kids cartoon when you were growing up?
I always liked The Smurfs. I think you can tell a lot from their favourite cartoon! 😉
5 – Do you pick your nose and flick it?
Come on – who’s not going to laugh at that question. It’s funny because it’s gross… Just a little hint though – nine times out of ten, it actually works. Try using it as a way to diffuse a fight!
6 – Have you ever dressed up as anything?
Who doesn’t love fancy dress?!?!
7 – Have you ever had a fight?
You’ll find out if she’s a scrappy girl with this smart yet funny question. Plus she’s probably going to laugh at her past antics.
8 – What’s the one thing that makes you laugh louder than anything else?
Like we’ve said, all girls love a guy that can make her laugh so find out what works early on.
9 – What’s the stupidest question you’ve ever been asked?
Come on – she’s probably going to reply with “This one!” but it’s a great one to help break the ice if you’ve ever been nervous. Better than this however, it’s a good way to find out what NOT to say… or ask!
10 – What celebrity do you most have a crush on?
It’s good to get a feel for what she likes in a man. For example, she might say something like Jim Carey for his personality and giggles – you can tell from this that she’s a girl that needs a guy with a great sense of humour.
11 – What was the funniest nickname you had as a kid?
It’s bound to be hilarious, right? Pinky-boo-boo or something equally ridiculous.
12 – What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?
It’s bound to invoke a reaction plus you’ll like more about what she likes and doesn’t like. That’s just smart thinking!
13 – Can you cook?
This could go one of two ways. Either she’s going to be a great cook and you’ll get a few dinners out of it, or she won’t be able to cook at all. At least you’ll know either way. Plus, you can ask her about the disasters she’s had and it’ll be hilarious.
14 – Who’s your favourite entertainer?
It could be a stand-up comedian or a rap artist… It’s not the funniest of questions but it will give you a little insight. Plus you could always take her to an event to win some extra brownie points.
15 – What’s the ugliest face you can pull?
Get ready to have your camera to hand… It’ll be worth a bit of bribery later on! Plus that face will be priceless!
16 – What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done?
Come on – we’ve all done dumb stuff in our lives… Wonder what her worst is?
17 – If you found $100 on the floor, what would you do with it?
Well… at the very least, you’ll find out whether or not she has any morals! Haha! Speaking of which… What would you do with it?
18 – Do you sleep in the nude?
It’s a question that’s bound to take the conversation to a completely different angle. You never know where it might end up leading you. You might get yo find out for yourself! 😉
19 – Have you ever milked a cow?
It’s so random but in my experience, girls seem to love it. After all, it’s not a question they’ll get asked every day!
20 – If you could be invisible for the day, what’s the first thing you would do?
This is always guaranteed to be a hilarious conversation and let’s far it, anything’s going to be a bit different from the usual boy answers – go to the girls changing rooms, etc.