40 Funny Questions to Ask a Girl
Want to know the secret way to a girl’s heart? Be funny. Women LOVE when a man can make her smile, and if he can make her laugh too- that’s just extra brownie points. Whether you’re trying to land that special lady or just want to make a girl laugh while spicing up the conversation, you can certainly give her a good chuckle with these 40 funny questions to ask a girl.
1. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?
Because we all have had those incredibly embarrassing moments that still make us laugh to this day. This one will definitely get the both of you laughing in no time. I wonder what hilarious embarrassing moment she has to share?
2. Do you think that fish ever get thirsty?
Umm, come on! This is obviously a silly question- but I’m kind of dying to know the answer. Do they?
3. What is one of the funniest memories you have?
We all have something hilarious from our past that still makes us laugh. What’s hers?
4. What is something funny I wouldn’t “know” about you after first meeting you?
Maybe she snorts or has a terrible laugh? Maybe she’s a total klutz or had head gear all through junior high? You won’t know until you ask!
5. Would a fly who’s lost his wings be called a walk?
That’s really the only thing that makes sense, right?
6. If psychics are supposed to know the future, how come they never win the lottery?
Hey, that’s a good question that might spark up some interesting conversation and debate in the meantime.
7. Which of your siblings do you secretly wish were never born?
This one obviously won’t work if she’s an only child, but anyone with several siblings most likely has one that they absolutely can’t stand. You might be entertained with the reasons why she wishes they were never born!
8. Why is it that you drive on the parkway, and park on the driveway?
We’ve all been asked this question before, yet nobody has the answer. Maybe she’ll have an interesting reply to this one!
9. Have you ever been in a cat fight?
This is always a great question, because cat fights are ALWAYS hilarious. I wonder what the outcome was?
10. What would you do if you won a million dollars?
Kind of funny but kind of serious- this is always an awesome question that comes with some really great answers.
11. Do you have a boyfriend? (She says no). Are you taking applications?
This is seriously such an awesome question. It will put a HUGE smile on her face and she might even consider you in the future as an actual boyfriend. What a great flirty and funny question!
12. Hey, your name is sexy, right?
This is another hilarious and totally flirty question that she will LOVE. Not only is it one hundred percent SILLY, but it also gives her a serious compliment that she will adore. (Every woman LOVES a compliment!)
13. What superpower do you wish you had? Why?
A really great question because it’s totally silly and everyone has a different answer. Maybe she wants to fly around so she can save poor kittens from trees, or maybe she wishes she could read minds so she could hear what YOU are thinking about her!
14. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
This is a classic question, but it always generates a smile. Give this one a shot!
15. Would you rather have no hair or be as hairy as a caveman?
We’re hoping for your sake she picks option number one. Either she can rock the bald look or get a wig!
16. If you could be any animal, what animal would you be? Why?
Another silly question that will almost always have a different answer. A lion? Tiger? Flamingo? Kitty cat? So many choices, and her answer will tell you a LOT about her.
17. What’s your favorite joke?
Who knows- maybe she has a seriously HILARIOUS joke hidden under her belt? You know, a joke that will make soda come out of your nose? Let’s hear the best ones she’s got!
18. If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
Hmm, this is seriously a really cool question because there’s no telling what she will come up with. Maybe she’d go hide in Tom Cruise’s shower or maybe she’d just spend the whole day relaxing by the beach. You never know!
19. If you could be a man for a day, what would you do?
Another awesome and really funny question she probably already has an answer for. It’s so funny to hear what people would do if they were the opposite sex, so find out what she’d have planned!
20. What is the worst thing that somebody has walked in on you doing?
This is a good question for obvious reasons. I wonder what her answer will be….. ( evil grin ).
21. What is the absolute weirdest nickname someone has given you?
You might be surprised at the nickname she says. After all, two totally “out there” nicknames are never alike. It might be something that makes you raise an eyebrow or burst out laughing- or maybe even both! (Plus you can call her this oh-so-embarrassing nickname in the future to make her laugh even more!)
22. Can you come up with three words to describe yourself?
This isn’t really a totally HILARIOUS joke- but it IS fun. People love to describe themselves. I just have to wonder what three words she will pick! Beautiful? Smart? Geeky? The options are endless.
23. What is your silliest pet peeve?
We ALL have pet peeves. But I think we all can admit that one or two of them are absolutely ridiculous. This is a question you seriously HAVE to ask her- just make sure you don’t end up doing one of her mentioned pet peeves!
24. Who is your celebrity crush?
Don’t lie- we all have at least ONE celebrity we wish could be our boyfriend or girlfriend. She might pick the most hottest guy in Hollywood or she might surprise you by choosing a goofy, nerdy guy that you wouldn’t expect. This could also give you insight on whether or not she would be interested in being with YOU.
25. What’s the number 1 thing you are afraid of?
Could she be scared of the dark? Or is she afraid of butterflies? Who knows!
26. What is one of your hidden talents?
We all have AT LEAST one- you know, those hidden talents that only 1% of your friends or family members will EVER see just because it is so ridiculously random and weird. Find out what hidden talents she has under her belt- you might be very surprised with her answer!
27. Would you rather go shopping or hang out with me?
I have to warn you: you might need to prepare yourself to be let down with this one. Sometimes girls just want to go have fun on a shopping spree, you know? But if she picks you, I’d take that as a definite sign she likes you.
28. What’s the worst date experience you’ve ever had?
We’ve all heard of those ‘horrible dates’. Has this girl been the victim of one of these awful scenarios? Find out just what happened on one of the worst dates of her life- you might get a good laugh in with this one!
29. If you could commit any crime without getting in trouble, which one would it be?
We all THINK about doing certain illegal things every once in awhile, but we never really talk about it. Now’s your chance to open up a bit and have some fun. Would she choose to do a crazy drug? Attack her enemy?
30. Do you dance crazily when no one is looking? Show me!
Just be prepared to see some of the worst dance moves of your life. I think even the girls who can twerk like no other in the club still have silly dance moves they try out when they are alone!
31. What’s the one food you could never live without?
This is really just a unique and fun question I’m sure she’ll have a quick answer for!
32. What happens when you “get scared half to death” twice?
Oh, come on- this is just hilarious!
33. If you could choose a movie title for your life, what would it be?
Another grand question that will let her have fun and be creative. There’s no telling what her answer will be!
34. How often are you late for work/school?
Will she own up to this or not? Who knows!
35. Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall?
Under or over? This is actually a very important question!
36. What is the most unusual thing that has happened to you while on vacation?
We can only imagine what she might have in response to this!
37. What is the craziest thing you would do for love or money?
A rather thought provoking question! Let’s see just how crazy she can be, shall we?
38. Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
Hmm, that’s a good question that will leave her guessing. (And running for a dictionary.)
39. Do you believe in magic?
Every girl believes in magic.
40. Are you gonna be my girl?
Of course this is the perfect funny (somewhat serious) question to ask a gal you’re interested in. I wonder what she’ll say? Will she break out into song? Who knows!